Butterflies make me uncomfortable. You make me uncomfortable.

Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

—Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)

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"The bread of affliction" Passover this far is funny to say the least. The dishes are literally from "grandma Cohen", my relatives are singing and on their way to being wine drunk, and we’re over an hour late due to Jew time.

"The bread of affliction" Passover this far is funny to say the least. The dishes are literally from "grandma Cohen", my relatives are singing and on their way to being wine drunk, and we’re over an hour late due to Jew time.

rfmmsd:

Photographer & Artist:

Ramona Zordini

"CHANGING TIME II"

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Dyed my hair darker (still some green in there) and got a new jacket

cellothroughyourwindow:

I’m not straight enough to be straight, queer enough to be queer, asexual enough to be an asexual, promiscuous enough to be anything else, I am the gray area that everyone hates because I am not enough. 

You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.

—(via lovequotesrus)

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)